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"He who makes his companions laugh deserves Paradise."

The client loved the store one pair of shoes that the seller was but on trial where he found they were too tight. "No problem" said the salesman. "Wait here for a few minutes. "The seller then handed the shoes to one of his assistants, who proceeded to walk up and down the stairs to the next twenty minutes. When the assistant returned, the seller gave you to try and agree that now fit perfectly. If the shoe is worn, fit.

During the French Revolution, the peasants captured a rich count. They tortured him, trying to get to reveal where he was hiding the treasure, but would not tell them. They decided to scare him enough to get him to talk to that led to the guillotine and the head is placed over the slab. They said they would kill him if he did not answer, but one of the guards pulled the rope and accidentally killed the count proof that you should NEVER MIND YOUR CHICKEN ax until

In Canada, a dentist used to go fishing in a stream frequented by bears dangerous creepy. When asked how it was that he never said he was attacked that some fish injected with sedatives, and threw the animals, adding BEARS NO SECURITY NUMB

There was a small country where the king was overthrown. After the revolution, people were searching for him because he had gone into hiding. One of his close friends allowed him to hide in the emissions from their country of origin. The king had insisted on taking his golden throne with him and enjoyed being in it in the greenhouse, thinking of better times. One day a farmer goes noticed him and reported him to authorities. King was arrested and executed which shows that people in GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NOT STOW thrones.

In Saudi Arabia an oil exploration company and instructed the manager to see ten wells. The director began with the first well and was nothing happened. The same with the next and the next, and so for several months until, in the past so he finally struck oil. He thought the boss would be happy with him, but instead was fired. The chief said he had lost a long time because he must have known that the proper functioning of the oil 'S that ends well.

President Bush visited a naval station to inspect a vessel of war again and expects to receive a hero's welcome. Instead, he was booed and made rude signs all the crew. He was so incensed that he ordered two crew members was sent immediately to the loneliness. The rest of the crew was not discouraged. They insisted that it was worth two hands to give Bush the bird.

A rich man had great sympathy for the Spanish Basques. On a visit to one of their enclaves, offered to build a large auditorium where meetings could be held, etc. As soon as the building was completed there was an opening ceremony and the place was full. During the ceremony, somehow a fire and panic in many people lost their lives trying leaving through the front door was the only way in or out. Remember that NEVER GIVE YOUR Basque output.

Prince took a cup of magic by a wizard. "Recuerda." I said. "This cup is dispensed magic potions and be his assistant in running the country, but will not work until it is proclaimed king and queen never spilled UP. "

Millionaire's wife was late for her hair appointment hired a helicopter its peak in the city. As commented: "THE BIRD GETS THE PERM Whirly."

The local director had political ambitions and borrowed hard to make a run for office. Unfortunately no one voted for him and ended up losing his house and all their possessions. He should have QUIT as a HEAD.

It seems that having sex while using nearly the same amount of energy as a long brisk walk to remember ... A Miss is as good as one mile.

Peter Penny Wise and his wife walked through a poor area of town when a man he mistook for a rival gang member and started beating it. Her husband pulled a gun and told the man who had made a mistake and said it was foolish Penny Wise Pound.

Mick Jagger walked on top of a hill when he saw Kate Moss below. Trying to impress, lay down and rolled down the hill reaching their feet. Kate

not impressed and walked away only him. You see rolling stone gathers no moss.

One of subordinates study was mad with jealousy of the lead singer.

He decided replace your throat medicine with water so that he would be unable to perform. But the star's voice was not unduly concerned as the show continued normally. You see you can have the LEAD drinking water but you can not do so hoarse.

The traffic at the airport was badly damaged when the driver blonde woman failed to turn up in the tower, but was seen walking under the holding of a "strike" sign. The director was to talk to her. "What are you Mary?" complained. "Our union went to arbitration and has a good salary for you and have a good group of people here working with you. What exactly is the problem? "

"Well, the girl explained:" I was doing my laundry early this morning and at the same time to read the brochure they gave us about the attitudes of work. I have read about keeping your right foot and shoulder to the wheel and then I got to strike while the iron is hot

Albert Ree was a good guy who was a photographer for a major magazine. On a mission to Colombia's jungle disappeared. Several search parties were organized, but in vain. Several years later, another photographer who knew little Albert was working in the same area. Straying the beaten path in search of something interesting, he came to a clearing where he saw a man feeding the chickens. Although this man had a long beard was clear it was, In fact, Alberto. The photographer rushed towards him joyfully proclaiming "Ah, REE MISTER SWEET LIFE, FINALLY I found you."

A thief broke into a house looking for money. He saw a cabinet with many gold chains on it. He opened the cupboard and took the golden key, but was unaware that was connected to a high voltage source that immediately zapping. When he awoke the homeowner was standing over him and said, "Sorry, it's better than being A safe. "

Penny Jones treated her weak husband so badly that he finally plucked up the courage to get out. After he was divorced, left the city and began a new life, in order to meet a nice girl he wanted. Amid the ceremony of marriage, his ex-wife screaming and yelling again, completely shattering the calm of the wedding. You see a bad penny always turns up.

The golf club was having a big problem with vandals were determined to destroy the lawn. The director decided to go around the course with a strong wire fence. However, the Vandals were able to cut some weak parts and continue their destruction. A link is stronger than its weakest CHAIN.

A group of children wanted to hold a rave, but I have no money. They approached one of the richest kids in the neighborhood and convinced that if they funded the collection that would provide a lot of pretty girls running orders. Delirium was carried out but the boy never came to girls. You see a fool and his money ARE COMING SOON party.

A man wanted have some fresh fish, but the local shops were closed and does not like eating in restaurants. He called a friend who offered to cook a good meal for him. You IN THIS PLAICE sees a woman's house.

The three movie stars and their entourage were traveling in Italy when the engine of his car exploded. His only way proceed to the final kilometers on horseback. You could say that leads all RODE to Rome.

Nine sailors were in serious trouble when their torn sails at sea. They searched everywhere in the hold, but could not find anything useful to do the repair. Finally they found some old magazines and stitching meetings to make a temporary repair and then limped back to port. You see sometimes a stitch in time saves nine

Two men were in a small boat at sea when it capsized and sank. Both managed to swim to shore, but two different islands. A man was hated by his family and to learn that was missed, concluded and did not lift a finger to help. The other man was adored by his family and they raised enough money to search for him until was found. You see it is better to be lost loved ones that have been loved at all

The football player ACE was invited to a team party, but decided that he wanted to go. The team captain was furious with him and immediately went home to inform him that all good things must come to ONE THING ENDS

The nurse was surprised when he opened a large closet in the doctor's office and found it stuffed full of fruit. Apparently, KEEPS YOUR DOCTOR An apple AWAY days

The prisoner convicted of sexual offenses spent his entire sentence because as you sewing bags VIOLACIîN for you SEW

Returning from a trip, the owner found the house was so dirty that immediately fired the maid. GRIME NOT pay

The boy had been dating his girlfriend for a few months when one day he developed a very big pain in the thigh which confined him to his bed. His girlfriend looked after very well of him, washing and feeding realized it really loved her and asked her to marry him. You see, ABSCESS makes the heart grow fonder

The Eskimo was really cold with the constant was to visit a local fortune teller. "Drink this magic potion" he said, "and the sun heats up, the Ice will disappear and be very hot. The man went home and drank the liquid, but nothing happened. One swallow does not make a summer NO

A man was sitting at home waiting for his blind date to arrive. Just when I rang his doorbell, it was light. He staggered to the door, fumbled with blockade and stopped in. "What's your name?" He inquired. My name is Alba, "replied the girl." I could have guessed, "he murmured man. "DARKEST always before dawn."

After he broke up with his girlfriend, she ran his truck into his car, shot his dog and then set fire to his house. The attempt to locate her ex, the man went with police to the child-mother and explained what had happened. She could not believe her daughter had done something well, saying that "hell, a woman scorned hath no fury like that."

The charity decided to donate the services of a dental surgeon for a poor country. All the media gathered there to see the man perform in its first patient. Unfortunately, the dentist developed a terrible cold and sore throat that prevents you from operating. Hoarse GIFT NEVER EXPECTED IN THE MOUTH.

The president of a large company was involved in a scandal when it was discovered that life had a young male lover in her apartment. The story was all newspapers, including the name. A company is known by the man who saves.

The homeless man was discovered living on the beach in a large structure and complete with moat and towers were made out of sand. You could say that a man is his CASTLE HOME

A visitor Czechoslovakia was at the Bronx Zoo when he slipped and fell into the lion's den. It was devoured immediately by one of the lions. The witnesses were not sure whether was the lion or the lion that ate the man, so the researchers decided to use X-rays. Its final decision was that it was in fact the lion who was responsible. You could say that THE CZECH IS IN THE MAN.

The King held court, surrounded by his jesters. One of his enemies tried to assassinate shooting an arrow from the tower, but hit one of the clowns in error. As the king, his must KEEP your wits about you

A man traveling in the back of a jeep in an African safari, bounced from his seat on the road and was eaten by a lion. Sometimes an COMES BEFORE A FALL PRIDE

The occupants of the fortress Blanche went crazy, every night she heard a voice repeating ... one, two, three, four ... First, we thought someone was hiding in the moat so that the voice was exhausted but ... seven, eight, nine, ten ... Then they thought that perhaps the guards were responsible for what executives ... twenty-one, twenty-two twenty-three ... Finally went to the high priest, who explained that this had been happening for centuries and should understand that it is the strength COUNTS

"Thanks," said the prostitute as his client left and gave him the money. "It was a PLEASURE doing business with you."

After a series of robberies, the police arrested the occupants of a duplex they were working together. They believed that GOOD NEIGHBORS MAKE GOOD FENCES

A man was driving down a country road when his car crashed into a large rabbit. It got out and saw the animal writhed on the floor. She could not decide whether to try to avoid it or to kill him and put him out of his misery. At that point another driver stopped his car and approached. He took one look and returned to his car and returned with a bottle-fed and content in the mouth of the rabbit. Immediately the animal jumped up and ran into the woods.

"That's fantastic," exclaimed the first man. "You must be a veterinarian. What gave you the rabbit?"

"Actually," came the reply, "I am a hairdresser" as he showed him the bottle of Hair restorer.

A man visited a fortune teller and handed the palm to be read. "I have some good news for you, "smiled the gypsy. "You are going into a lot of money today!" The man was up and hit the woman in the face. "What hell are you doing? "he demanded." Well, "the man calmly," I was always told to find a happy medium. "

About the Author

I am from Sheffield in the UK and have lived in several other countries including France, Canada, USA, Bahamas, Jamaica and Colombia. I am now living in Indonesia which I personally believe is the best of the bunch. I am married to a much younger girl and we are so happy together that we started a webpage to introduce Western men to Indonesian women
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